EVERYTHING I HATE ABOUT FAITH

So, if you’ve clicked this post in confusion, don’t worry. I hate Faith. Just kidding. Or am I?

Anyways, I’ve broken our no posting streak (remember: positivity) to bring you this actually-not-at-all hateful BIRTHDAY POST

THAT”S RIGHT GUYS. JUNE 15 is Faith’s B-DAY (as well as our French Exam), so be sure to wish her a happy birthday (as well as luck with her exam #prayforusjune2k16)

Without any further ado, here’s a lot of sappy stuff I’d never say to her face.

REASONS I HATE FAITH

1. She reads as many books as I do, as fast as I do. It’s like I’ve been waiting my whole life for the this pint-sized ball of manic energy.
   
2. She has the exact same sense of humor as me… which has led me to the realization that it’s pretty sad (I’m joking, so chill :P)
   
3. She got me into book blogging, which means that I spend 20% of my time on Goodreads, and 40% talking to other bloggers, 20% crying over how pretty everyone else’s blog is, 15% doing random ugly things on Photoshop, and 5% actually panicking and writing blog posts. Thanks fam. XD
   
4. She’s so happy. Faith, it was Monday morning and I don’t need you vomit rainbows. That only makes me want to die even more.
   

   STAHP. (Not really tho)

5. She cheers me up. Either she makes fun of me, or starts cracking terrible jokes. Do not underestimate the power of awful jokes.
   

   How it feels like, sometimes, getting hit by her jokes. You’re on your way ranting, when BAM, here’s a terrible chemistry pun. #FAITHGOALS

6. She is so easy to annoy. Sometimes, I can’t help myself.
   
7. We think so alike it’s scary and cool. Mostly scary. And a boon at school projects
8. She’s an editor on the school newspaper with me, which makes the long nights kind of worth it. I mean, we basically procrastinate, so it’s all good.
9. She is the master at procrastination 😛 I learn new tricks from her every week.
10. Faith is Faith.

Scientists have proven that the longer this post is, the worse Sarah’s french mark becomes, so I’m going to sign off now – but don’t forget to comment guys! (Basically, this is my lame attempt at a birthday present for her, so it’ll be really awkward explaining it if no one cares )

FAITH WE SORT OF HATE-LOVE YOU! ❤

~Sarah, in case anyone was confused. Self love is a thing, you know 😛