EVERYTHING I HATE ABOUT FAITH

So, if you’ve clicked this post in confusion, don’t worry. I hate Faith. Just kidding. Or am I?

Anyways, I’ve broken our no posting streak (remember: positivity) to bring you this actually-not-at-all hateful BIRTHDAY POST

THAT”S RIGHT GUYS. JUNE 15 is Faith’s B-DAY (as well as our French Exam), so be sure to wish her a happy birthday (as well as luck with her exam #prayforusjune2k16)

Without any further ado, here’s a lot of sappy stuff I’d never say to her face.
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REASONS I HATE FAITH

  1. She reads as many books as I do, as fast as I do. It’s like I’ve been waiting my whole life for the this pint-sized ball of manic energy.
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  2. She has the exact same sense of humor as me… which has led me to the realization that it’s pretty sad (I’m joking, so chill :P)
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  3. She got me into book blogging, which means that I spend 20% of my time on Goodreads, and 40% talking to other bloggers, 20% crying over how pretty everyone else’s blog is, 15% doing random ugly things on Photoshop, and 5% actually panicking and writing blog posts. Thanks fam. 😄
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  4. She’s so happy. Faith, it was Monday morning and I don’t need you vomit rainbows. That only makes me want to die even more.

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    STAHP. (Not really tho)

  5. She cheers me up. Either she makes fun of me, or starts cracking terrible jokes. Do not underestimate the power of awful jokes.

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    How it feels like, sometimes, getting hit by her jokes. You’re on your way ranting, when BAM, here’s a terrible chemistry pun. #FAITHGOALS

  6. She is so easy to annoy. Sometimes, I can’t help myself.
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  7. We think so alike it’s scary and cool. Mostly scary. And a boon at school projects
  8. She’s an editor on the school newspaper with me, which makes the long nights kind of worth it. I mean, we basically procrastinate, so it’s all good.
  9. She is the master at procrastination 😛 I learn new tricks from her every week.
  10. Faith is Faith.

Scientists have proven that the longer this post is, the worse Sarah’s french mark becomes, so I’m going to sign off now – but don’t forget to comment guys! (Basically, this is my lame attempt at a birthday present for her, so it’ll be really awkward explaining it if no one cares ^^’ )

FAITH WE SORT OF HATE-LOVE YOU! ❤
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~Sarah, in case anyone was confused. Self love is a thing, you know 😛

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11 thoughts on “EVERYTHING I HATE ABOUT FAITH

  1. hiraethforthepages says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
    YOU’RE A HUNDRED AND TWO,
    YOU LOOK AMAZING,
    AND YOU SMELL LIKE IT TOO.

    Giving you all the metaphorical gifts and love and EVERYTHING ❤ GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR FRENCH EXAM! (you will all do well and in times of doubt, think of me and you will succeed 😉 )

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    • sublimereads says:

      THANK YOUUUUU SO MUCHHHH YARRAVYYYYYY!!!! :))))) Hahaha I will think of you and I WILL try not to fail! I finished the French today and it was… meh. Agh still have to start studying my next one’s in a few days HALP. IT’S OKAY I WILL FIGHT.

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      • hiraethforthepages says:

        YOU’RE WELCOME, I AM SO HAPPY TO TALK TO YOU GUYS AGAIN. Aha, I dropped french this year because I am TERRIBLE at it BUT I HAVE FAITH (OOPS I DID IT AGAIN) THAT YOU WONDEROUS LUMPS WILL SUCCEED! Ugh, studying for more! Sending you all the luck! 🙂

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    • sublimereads says:

      HAI THANK YOU SO MUCH PAUL!! 🙂

      Yayy finallllyyyyyy other bloggers will be in the know! I bet they forgot about it already and they’re like, “LIEEEEES”.

      Ahh exams – what a lovely despicable thing. I won’t even pretend… I’m dying lajskfasvn;vjakljnaewkl. It’s like every villain ever came and shoved me into a deep dark hole. Actually, I dug the hole myself, except I made it a cubicle hole so that I can cry myself to death within the four corners of my deep dark hole. ^-^ (Inserted passively done emoji).

      OKAY. I’ll stop the lamenting. sighs

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